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Mar 21, 2010 1:06:48 GMT -5
Post by oookellyooo on Mar 21, 2010 1:06:48 GMT -5
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Mar 22, 2010 3:11:43 GMT -5
Post by alicewonderland on Mar 22, 2010 3:11:43 GMT -5
haha i like it, its cute, my favourite joke is (its kinda hard to explain):
Person 1:Knock knock Person 2: whos there? Person 1: interupting cow Person 2: interupting c PERSON 1:- MOOOO
Then
Person 1:Knock knock Person 2: whos there? Person 1: interupting communist cow Person 2: interupting c PERSON 1:- MAAOOW
And finally
Person 1:Knock knock Person 2: whos there? Person 1: interupting potato Person 2: interupting pot PERSON 1:- *Sticks face foward and doesnt say anything* (try to look like a potato when doing this)
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Apr 3, 2010 1:45:10 GMT -5
Post by oookellyooo on Apr 3, 2010 1:45:10 GMT -5
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
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Apr 3, 2010 1:46:48 GMT -5
Post by alastair on Apr 3, 2010 1:46:48 GMT -5
Subjects for a date A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
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Apr 25, 2010 0:32:30 GMT -5
Post by oookellyooo on Apr 25, 2010 0:32:30 GMT -5
Blonde Car Accident One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Apr 25, 2010 0:33:34 GMT -5
Post by oookellyooo on Apr 25, 2010 0:33:34 GMT -5
Rowing Your Boat Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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Apr 25, 2010 0:38:32 GMT -5
Post by oookellyooo on Apr 25, 2010 0:38:32 GMT -5
Your kid has been kidnapped A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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